bruce morton webzeit. apposite notes, thoughts and suggestions. gig dates and comments. occasional pictures. no free offers. few links.

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dispatches

Commandante

September 08

25
The Stand, Edinburgh. MC duties.

26
The Stand, Edinburgh. MC duties.

27
The Tron Theatre, Glasgow. Solo show. Starts 10.15pm.

October 08

4
DJ set at La Roche Rumba, Glasgow.

25
DJ set at Cafe Rio in Partick, Glasgow. 9pm-midnight.




Haven't done much whining for a while. Been kinda missing it. So, here's a webzeit column entitled "Get a f****** grip!"

"Get a f****** grip!"

 
SECC Glasgow. This place charges £3.60 for a Jack Daniels and Coke in a plastic glass.
£3.60?? Get a f****** grip!"

Glasgow Royal Concert Hall. This joint will serve you the vilest of vile coffee - in a cardboard cup. £3.50 and simply undrinkable. Get a "f****** grip!"

 




micro gallery
scenes from the comedy scene. click a pic to make it bigger. (I dunno how it works either)

Nigel Buckland
Stu Murphy &
Paul Graham
Keir Mcallister,
Phil Nichol,
Colin Ramone & Jay
Spite

David Kay
Martin Bigpig
Reginald D Hunter
Paul Sneddon

With Vladimir McTavish & Bruce Fummey in Abu Dhabi
Adam Hills
John Hegley
Paul Pirie

Reverend Obadiah Steppenwolf |||
Des Clarke
Jum Muir, Tony Carter, Gary Llittle & Kevin Bridges
Brendan Riley & Kevin Bridges

siteseeing
sitegeist

wreck-o-mmendations

thehaar.org
Extremely dry weirdness from the east coast of Scotland. Exemplary design skills and no little comedy talent too in the text. A very fine site.


McMental.co.uk
This is some brilliant inspired animation lunacy. Starring Jox McRox - superstar DJ. Swing around the site's eye candy then make sure you see the webisodes. Mental.

MOJO
The website of the Miscarriage of Justice Organisation (Scotland).

bringdaruckus
Wide-ranging site focussed on the Scottish hip-hop scene (and more).

infinitewheel.com/dubselector
Sensational animated music site where you can mix some dub by interacting with the images.

tps online.org
This is a website that in three clicks will stop those pesky cold calls coming down your telephone (usually when you're about to pile into a big plate of creamed potatoes).


Also, plenty of decent laughs at the website up the top of this page. The red banner thing. Click it for Wreckered magazine.


  "F*** The Goatee !"

No apologies on this webzeit for still carrying these pictures of what may be some form of entertainment. In hip-hop style, the extremely hirsute Reverend Obadiah Steppenwolfe |||, Frankie Boyle and Mr Martin Bigpig snapped in mid-song urging the world to F*** The Goatee. This took place in Glasgow before an alarmed audience.

As an owner of a goatee I have mixed feelings about the overt lyric in this song, but yet, in their unique and powerful way, what these men were saying to the world was ultimately less to do with goatees than it was to do with making preparation for the apocalypse.

Given the ethnic diversity of the trio: one tee-total, one degenerate and one Irish, this performance, in March 2005, was nothing less than a clarion call for the disenfranchised to rise up against the yoke of conformity and to singe the beard of the oppressor.

From the night when the system trembled  

 

Email, if you have some half decent reason to do so, to bruce at brucemorton dot net


The Rev Obadiah Steppenwolfe Frankie Boyle Martin Bigpig
Mr Raymond Mearns

 


Ronnie Rae Quintet - From The Cradle to The  Groove